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Barkley Manor
Mobile Pet Spa
Pets are not our whole life, but make our lives whole.
341 Saddlebrook Circle
Lewisville, NC 27023
ph: Jayne @336-409-4519
alt: Tracey @ 336-462-6843
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It's a Dogs Life - Humor, Poetry, etc.
10 Reasons Why Your Dog's Haircut Costs More Than Yours!
1. You don't go for 8 weeks and NEVER wash or brush your hair.
2. Your hairdresser doesn't have to CARRY you back and forth, kicking and screaming, to the sink.
3. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end and give you a sanitary trim!
4. Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears!
5. Your hairdresser doesn't have to remove the boogies from your eyes.
6. You sit still. You don't bite & scratch your hairdresser.
7. Your hair cut doesn't include a manicure and pedicure.
8. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts hair on your head!
9. You don't decide to do an Operatic Solo at the top of your lungs and encourage all other patrons to join in!
10. The likelihood of you peeing or pooping while your hair is being cut is slim.
How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? uh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a lightbulb?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat's Answer:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES ONCE AGAIN THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS ... CATS HAVE STAFF.
Walking with Lucy
Walking in the Autumn morning with Lucy
Beagle nose snuffling through the leaves
The distant caw of the crows and the flash of red
As a cardinal rushes to meet its mate.
The leaves shower down in lazy spirals
Coming to rest on the parched earth.
Peaceful and quiet, walking along
Lucy spies a squirrel hurrying with its acorn.
A chipmunk stops to sniff the cool air
And scurries down the garden path.
The sun glints through the branches of the great oaks
That line the street.
Taking it all in, realizing how wonderful the world really is
And how wonderful to share it with Lucy.
by Jayne Warbinton
Pet Rescue
Ugly, scary, sad.
Brown eyes, begging, beseeching,
Help me!
Tongue lolling, head bobbing,
A glimmer of hope.
Blades whirr, matted clumps
Fall silently to the floor.
Mottled, dry, scaly skin emerges
Free of hair, free of pain
He sinks into oblivious sleep
A butterfly in the making.
by Jayne Warbinton
"Barkley Manor"; "Pawsitively Posh Pet Pampering" and the "Barkley Manor Circle Logo" are service marks of Barkley Manor, Inc. Copyright 2009 Barkley Manor, Inc.
Each Barkley Manor Mobile Pet Spa is independently owned and operated.
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341 Saddlebrook Circle
Lewisville, NC 27023
ph: Jayne @336-409-4519
alt: Tracey @ 336-462-6843
jwarbint